We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
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Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
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I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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