i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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