Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
she smelled like a LAN party
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
me + whiskey = a bad person
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
Randomize
