His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
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