i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
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