How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
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Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
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It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
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