Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
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