yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
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As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
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I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
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