I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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