some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
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