I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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