She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
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