Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
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