I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
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i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
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I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
I woke up in a cornfield to shouting, a bottle of Jim Beam, and a bunch of mc muffins. If this doesn't scream Illinois, idk what does.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
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