yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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