so explain again why im purple
no
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
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