my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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