I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
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idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
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I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
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