My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
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NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
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He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
I told the emergency room nurse I didn't want to stop and ruin the moment. She said safewords are there for a reason. Super condescending. Got her number though.
Turns out it's a fake number.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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