He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
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There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
No subtext here. People are naked.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
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He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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