Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
Randomize
