But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
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