Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
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this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
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Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
tell me about the eggs
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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