The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
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