I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
Things I had in my bed when I woke up: an avocado, a toilet brush, and a note that says thanks but no thanks with the number of taco bell on it. WHAT DID I DRINK?
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
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