im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
You had a beer at 10:30 this morning?
Ya, I didn't have any Tylenol.
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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