I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
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