I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
So much Jack, so little girl.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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