Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
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the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
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He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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