I felt like helen keller
But she could have totally found that shit before me
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
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My underwear smells like fireworks.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
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Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
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