If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
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there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
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I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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