During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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