none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
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whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
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I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
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