Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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