My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
I want to be your penis for a week.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
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