I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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