I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
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He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
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he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
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