I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
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me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
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Some dudes just stopped and stared at me peeing in the street for like 5mins, and I yelled HEY. HEY. WANT ME TO SHIT IN YOUR MOUTH? I'LL SHIT ON YOUR CHEST FOR FIVE DOLLARS, PAPI
this is why i love drunk you
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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