the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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