and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
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