I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
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