I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
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