hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
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Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
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It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
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