Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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