ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
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I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
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Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
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