Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
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