what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
40s are totally the cure
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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