Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
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Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
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Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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