I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.