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(850): View more from Florida

ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of

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(214): View more from Texas

they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.

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(214): View more from Texas

I'm full of awesome ideas

(972): View more from Texas

Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...

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(661): View more from California

She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro

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(651): View more from Minnesota

Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage

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(626): View more from California

We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.

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(207): View more from Maine

What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand

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(216): View more from Ohio

That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..

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