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Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...

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(704): Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom... http://tfl.nu/jmqs

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Regardless, you never quit out of your interenet. You left your porn on the living room comp. Then you passed out four feet from the chair with your hand still down your pants. We decided that we should go back to her place instead. Worlds best wingman.

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(707): Regardless, you never quit out of your interenet. You left your porn on the living room comp. Then you passed out four feet from the chair with your hand still down your pants. We decided that we should go back to her place instead. Worlds best wingman. http://tfl.nu/1yjg

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(510): View more from California

I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.

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(510): I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend. http://tfl.nu/lprg

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(804): View more from Virginia

dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck

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(804): dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck http://tfl.nu/zlj8

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(517): View more from Michigan

Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.

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(517): Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity. http://tfl.nu/x1wn

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(314): View more from Missouri

screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.

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(314): screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all. http://tfl.nu/filb

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.

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(617): Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club. http://tfl.nu/jnj2

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(615): View more from Tennessee

Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night

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(615): Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night http://tfl.nu/5cyj

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(734): View more from Michigan

He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.

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(734): He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine. http://tfl.nu/5uk3

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(702): View more from Nevada

Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems

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I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula

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(702): Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems (702): I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula http://tfl.nu/2l23

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(850): View more from Florida

Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.

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(850): Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list. http://tfl.nu/5auq

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I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.

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(360): I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise. http://tfl.nu/2iu1

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When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.

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(215): When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed. http://tfl.nu/vxku

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there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?

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(301): there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night? http://tfl.nu/hxw0

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Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet

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(+44): Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet http://tfl.nu/0iwg

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