ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
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Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
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I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..