i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
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