none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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