her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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