i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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