i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
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