I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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